bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(Source: bullied)


thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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I must be the Chesapeake Ripper.
Jack Crawford, Eventually (via animefan-awesome)

chodeboy:

hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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fucking idiot
me to me (via v-ws)

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koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me


astarryserenade:

loki-friggason:

aguabend:

You cannot be fucking serious…

*coughs*

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So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper.

(Source: ramarika)


thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives


She did not plan; she merely let herself go, and the overwhelming life in her did the rest. It is only when youth is gone and experience has given us a sort of cheap courage that most of us realize how simple such things are.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, First Blood (via fitzgeraldquotes)

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

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